I’ve just been messing around with my iMac’s built-in camera and microphone and come up with this little gem of a video which I’ve bunged up on YouTube.

What’s great about this clip is how my pot-belly stands out most wonderfully from under my cheap Uniqlo shirt, not to mention the horrendous gaffe I make during the latter part of my little ‘improv‘.

Hey, at least I should get bonus points for playing music of my own devising rather than churning out AC/DC covers, which is what most YouTube folks with Gibson SG Standards are doing.

I await the torrent of abuse and dumbarsed comments from the hordes of 14 year-olds who inhabit cyberspace…