http://ardle.blogsome.com/2008/05/11/hiroshima-jazz/ The ccasional ramblings 'n' cryptic scrawls of Hiroshima resident Andy Lightfoot Sun, 06 Jul 2008 03:49:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha http://ardle.blogsome.com/2008/05/11/hiroshima-jazz/#comment-195 Tue, 13 May 2008 11:59:40 +0100 http://ardle.blogsome.com/2008/05/11/hiroshima-jazz/#comment-195 Would you stop mickeying around with that Apple software to give the impression that you're a lefty bassist? C'mon, that is downright cheezy. Now, onto more meatier topics: Don't you just pity the fine looking Japanese porn mistress who has an exquisite body, not a blemish on it. And a fine pair of meat tulips below that are just heavenly shaped for to be nibbling after? And don't you just pity these cumrobot flowerpots because for the tasty naughty porn shoots they have to pair with the saddest looking fucks this side of Norway. I mean, dude, get some decent looking fishing tackle. It's amazing. Doughy pot bellied salarycluster fucks throwing down on that fine tuned musty quim, a veritable festival of sardine umbrellas, and all they can bring to the gig is this sad mishapen purple swollen mushroom headed stubby cock! It is a sad sad sad state of affairs. If I didn't enjoy teaching English conversation so much, I might try my hand as a stallion on some of those porn sets. I'd make em' bark. I'd make em' squeal just like Jimmy (!) who according to his own account shagged forty five Japanese women on the bonnet of his Ferrari one night outside of Yeast Kulcha! Don't believe him? Well.....the Ferrari is is is at his uncle's house in in in in Hokaido! He drives it down here on weekends for Jimmy to use. That's why you never see it! So, there... Would you stop mickeying around with that Apple software to give the impression that you’re a lefty bassist? C’mon, that is downright cheezy. Now, onto more meatier topics:
Don’t you just pity the fine looking Japanese porn mistress who has an exquisite body, not a blemish on it. And a fine pair of meat tulips below that are just heavenly shaped for to be nibbling after? And don’t you just pity these cumrobot flowerpots because for the tasty naughty porn shoots they have to pair with the saddest looking fucks this side of Norway. I mean, dude, get some decent looking fishing tackle. It’s amazing. Doughy pot bellied salarycluster fucks throwing down on that fine tuned musty quim, a veritable festival of sardine umbrellas, and all they can bring to the gig is this sad mishapen purple swollen mushroom headed stubby cock! It is a sad sad sad state of affairs. If I didn’t enjoy teaching English conversation so much, I might try my hand as a stallion on some of those porn sets. I’d make em’ bark. I’d make em’ squeal just like Jimmy (!) who according to his own account shagged forty five Japanese women on the bonnet of his Ferrari one night outside of Yeast Kulcha! Don’t believe him? Well…..the Ferrari is is is at his uncle’s house in in in in Hokaido! He drives it down here on weekends for Jimmy to use. That’s why you never see it! So, there…

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